The Mango Bandit

A mango was picked. It was eaten. And then, perhaps most suspiciously of all, the evidence was returned to the scene.

The Mango Bandit has been brought before the court following what they insist was a completely misunderstood act of sustainability. According to the accused, they simply didn’t want the mango seeds to go to waste and thoughtfully returned them to the property so that more mango trees could grow in the future. The property owner, however, had a rather different interpretation of events.

After picking the mango without permission and enjoying the evidence, the defendant returned the seeds in a manner the Judge has described as “littering with ambition.” Now facing charges involving private property, questionable manners and an alarming approach to sustainability, the Mango Bandit needs your help to raise bail.

Charges: Unauthorized mango harvesting, littering with ambition and questionable sustainability practices.