The Turtle Stew Diluter

Some traditions should never be watered down.

Unfortunately, this defendant did exactly that.

The Turtle Stew Diluter was brought before the court following a kitchen incident that left the Judge deeply concerned. In what can only be described as a questionable culinary decision, the accused added water to a pot of turtle stew; an action that witnesses insist should never have happened.

The defendant claims they were simply trying to stretch the meal and make it go further. The Judge has described this explanation as completely unacceptable. There are some things that require creativity, but apparently Cayman turtle stew is not one of them.

Now facing the consequences of their culinary interference, the Turtle Stew Diluter needs your help to raise bail before they are allowed anywhere near another pot.

Charges: Diluting turtle stew and tampering with Caymanian culinary tradition.