The Pirate’s Week Superfan

For most people, Pirate’s Week is a celebration that comes around once a year.

For this defendant, however, Pirate’s Week apparently never ends.

The Pirate’s Week Superfan has been brought before the court following years of suspiciously enthusiastic pirate-related behavior. Witnesses have reported questionable greetings, unnecessary accessories, and an alarming inability to distinguish between an ordinary day and a national festival.

The defendant insists there is nothing wrong with embracing the pirate spirit year-round. The Judge disagrees. While the court appreciates enthusiasm, there comes a point when shouting “Ahoy!” in inappropriate situations becomes a public concern.

The accused now faces the possibility of being permanently grounded unless supporters come to his rescue. Is this simply someone with a passion for Cayman’s famous festival, or has his enthusiasm crossed into dangerous territory?

Charges: Excessive piracy and year-round Pirate’s Week behavior.